HEY ALL YOU LOVELY LADIES!

billboard-onceler:

DID YOU KNOW?

YOUR JELL-O MEAT SACKS…

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SHOULD BE PRESSED UP AGAINST MY FACE RIGHT NOW?

PERFECT!

WELL, THE MORE YOU KNOW!!

NOW GET TO WORK! DADDY IS WAITING!!

billboard stappit

11 months ago | 86 notes | Reblog

pinkcakes-blackcoffee:

midnightbizarre:

alltheendsoftheearth:

bootycallfish:

thneed-ler:

lorax-fandom-anonymous:

[ I miss the good, old fashioned oncest. ]

that pic though

GOOD OLD-FASHIONED, FAMILY FRIENDLY, ALL-AMERICAN ONCEST
THE WAY NATURE AND ED HELMS NEVER EVER INTENDED

BACK IN MY DAY, WE DIDN’T HAVE ANY OF THIS FANCY ASKBLOG ANY WHICH WAY ONCELER YOU LIKE
WE HAD INNOCENT ONCELER AND GREEDY ONCELER AND BY GOD YOU WERE HAPPY WITH THAT.

WE HAD TO WALK IN A BLIZZARD BOTH WAYS WITH NO SHOES FOR A NICKEL ADMISSION TO A ONCEST BLOG

THIS COUNTRY WAS BUILT ON HARD-WORKING, HONEST ONCEST AND YOU KIDS WITH YOUR ASK-BLOGS ARE TURNING THIS INTO A SOCIA-LER/SOCIA-LEST NIGHTMARE.

11 months ago | 1,526 notes | Reblog

theoncelerscorner:

I know I’m not popular or anything, and nobody in the fandom really knows me…

But I’ve just been having a really bad week, and I was wondering…

…can I have a hug from someone?

Awww, honey! I’m sorry to hear you’ve had a rough time lately. I completely understand the feeling. :c Just keep your chin up! We’re here for you! If you need anyone to talk to or vent to, message me anytime!